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The Vampire That Forgot The Time

from Fixing Great Mistakes With Duct Tape by The Black Elephant Band

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i'm the vampire that forgot the time
and so a simple thing like the first sunlight
all of a sudden can be
the very end of me
ain't it typical

a cross is just a geometric shape
made of two intersecting stakes
but hold it in my face and i'll go ape
and berzerk and not in a good way

garlic, man, even more embarassing
actually tastes pretty great in anything
but for some reason, i guess well that's just me
i have this ridiculously massive allergy

now as far as i understand really a lot of
people have a problem with the holy water
it is known to make the spirits move at first
i just shrivel into the couch, after my worst
behaviour
man i'm just tryin' to pave your
way into the mortal world
master. dracul. not cool. not cool.

i'm just a big ol bundle of weaknesses
man you don't know how frustrating that is
by far overshadowing my monstrous superpowers
if you need me i'll be hidin out in my coffin for the next hour or so

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from Fixing Great Mistakes With Duct Tape, released September 10, 2022

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The Black Elephant Band Nuremberg, Germany

„[...] ungeschliffene, gestochen scharf auf den Punkt kommende, englischsprachige
Songminitaturen voll von schrägem Humor und bitterbösen Weltbetrachtungen, die schlecht
gestimmte Gitarre schnörkellos rudimentär, die Stimme ein wütendes Knurren, kaum ein Lied
länger als zweieinhalb Minuten. Wunderbar!“ (NN)

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